Wednesday, January 28, 2015
Welcome to the exciting sport of turtle climbing. This action packed event will keep you on the edge of your seat watching the contestants scramble for the prize money. Similar to Australian Rules Football, the contestants are encouraged to jump on each others' backs to gain a slight advantage in conquering the difficult slope. This year's slope was covered with the regulation National Turtle Climbing Association's green slimy algae just for this event. The early climbers, of course, had an advantage because the slime and the tree roots were still not too wet. It looks like the littlest competitor on the far left is no where near the top spot in the race. Tune in a week from now for an update on their furious progress.